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What sounds better on a hot and steamy summer day
than a tall, cold, yummy glass full of something that looks like its
already been down once and come back up again? Well, lots of things,
probably, but your friends and neighbors might just get a kick out
of this disgustingly refreshing Jell-O® drink.
Drinking it wont make them feel queasy, but
looking at it might. Heres what youll need to make it:
1 box of Lime and Peach Jell-O® (or something
similar)
40 ice cubes
2 Liter bottle of Squirt soda
(or
something else clear)
Start by making the gelatin just like it says on the box and then
pouring it into a really shallow baking pan. Chill it for about three
hours.
When you take it out of the fridge, use a table knife
to make as many tiny cubes as you can by cutting narrow strips the
length and width of the pan. Then take your ice cubes (not the little
Jell-O® cubes) and grind them up in a blender.

Finally, start spooning alternating layers of Jell-O
and ice into tall, clear glasses. (Its very important for the
gross-factor that you be able to see through the glasses.) Keep filling
until the glasses are almost full and then slowly fill each glass
with the soda. Stir easily.
Serve with long spoons so your grateful friends can
scoop out every pukalicious drop. Mmm-mmm.
Now for that odd tie-in. Isaiah used the illustration
of a cup to talk about something you would never want to drink upGods
wrath (Isa. 51). Fortunately, God offers us the opportunity to escape
His anger by trusting in His Son for our salvation.
Enjoy your summer and be careful what you drink.
I dare you.
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