Dr. Dare's Santa Smash

by Dr. Dare

Okay, so Dr. dare doesn't like Santa much. This is the case ONLY because he takes so much away from the real meaning of Christmas, which is the birth of Jesus Christ. Last year we made Pop-Up Christmas cards (see table below), this year we have another anti-Santa treat for you. It is a drink called the Santa Smash.

The idea for it goes something like this. We all know that imaginary evil characters melt when you pour water on them (ala Wizard of Oz Witch lady). This leaves behind a residue which is actually quite delicious if chilled and served immediately after dousing them with a bucket of water.

Tracking Santa down was quite a chore (especially since he knows I am after him this time of year), but I did manage to throw a bucket of water on him and enjoy a wonderful Santa Smash.

Since you may not be able to find your own Santa to drench in a bucket of H2O, I've managed a recipe that resembles my drink in both look and taste.

Be sure to enjoy with a friend and share the true meaning of Christmas -- JESUS CHRIST! -- with them.

ENJOY!

What you'll need:

For two floating eyeballs:

  • 2 Jumbo Marshmallows
  • Colored icing gel (I use blue, the same color of Santa's eyes)

Use the icing gel to make the marshmallows look like eyeballs. Set aside for later.

In a blender combine the following:

  • 3 scoops North Pole Snow (aka Vanilla ice cream)
  • 2 Candy Canes
  • 1 Healthy Squirt of Reindeer Mucous (aka Chocolate syrup)
  • A splash of SnowMan tears (aka milk)

Once all ingredients are in -- Blend away. To make the event more meaningful, you may wish to throw a Santa Claus shaped cookie into the blender, just to show him who is boss. I actually do this after blending a few seconds and watch him spin and crumble in a vortex of liquid refreshment.

NEXT: Pour into serving glasses and garnish with the two floating eyeballs.

Have a very merry Christmas I DARE YOU to make the love of JESUS the reason for the season.