Sturgen v. Humans

Thanks to Breakpoint's The Point blog for pointing out this story alerting us to the fact that the prehistoric fish have finally begun their attack.

. . . a leaping sturgeon severely injured a 50-year-old woman from St. Petersburg who was riding a personal watercraft on the Suwannee River. She suffered a ruptured spleen and had three fingers reattached by surgeons, but she lost her left pinkie finger and a tooth.

Yikes! Check out the link to read about the more recent flying fish fracas. Whatever you do, avoid the rivers and seashores in and around Florida. And look out for the bears near any wooded areas. They're bound to be next. This is not a drill, people. The interspecies war has begun.