40 Things that Only Happen in the Movies

From thatwasfunny.com, a list of unlikely events that happen all the time on screens big and small. A few good ones:

25. You will survive any battle in any war UNLESS you show someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.

29. One man shooting at 20 men has a better chance of killing them all than 20 men firing at once (this is known as Stallone’s Law).

35. During all police investigations it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once.

That last one is especially true during TV ratings periods. What's with that?

(via EvangelicalOutpost.com)