Perfect Love Letters

Happy Valentine's Day, everyone. We hope today is exactly as hearts and flowery as your deepest wishes--or as black and brooding as your fondest cynicism. Whether you've got a special someone or not, you'll enjoy Joe Carter's annual advice to guys on how to write a worthy love letter. Here's a sample from his Evangelical Outpost blog:

Don't just write one letter that you photocopy and hand out to all the new girls you meet. That won't get you anywhere. You have to actually go to the trouble of copying the same letter out by hand every time you give it to a different girl.

Don't let his clever title fool you. Joe tells clueless guys everywhere how to craft that perfect arrow of love and fire it straight into her swooning heart. (Sometimes love is violent.) Especially helpful for you guys dating those sensitive, romantic-type girls (i.e., girls). Funny stuff, and some of it even works!